It Ain't Easy Being Green

I'm an alien
floating above you in a a UFO
woooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooo
I'll dazzle you
with my myriad lights all blinking,
a kaleidoscope of colors
making tracers, 
provoking seizures.

I'm an alien.
I live far away,
in the outer-reaches of the Milky-Way.
When I bend my tongue and move my mouth
to try and make words come out

all you hear are hear is noises like:

ooooooooh-woooooo-ooooooooo
ooooooooh-woooooo-ooooooooo.

I'm an alien.
I'm from far far way.
I'm an alien and I'll alienate you.

Kids These Days

Talking smack to kids.
Eating too much shit.
I don't want to talk to you again.

I'm not your mom, so don't try to suck on my tits.
And don't fuck with me kid.