The Loser Messiah, I wasn't born.
My early years were not forlorn.
There were no three wise men with gifts,
of incense made from animal shits.
But then I felt myself turn mean,
perhaps it was something in my genes.
I felt my self become unclean,
with rotten karma ripening.
I grew progressively worse in luck.
I earned a black belt of fucking up
And every time I did some ill,
I could only fall farther still.
I ran into walls and stubbed my toes.
I looked as if I steamed and smoked.
I choked on fish and chicken bones.
I read the modern ancient tomes.
Who are Lear and Oedipus Rex?
My aura has the strangest effect.
Everything around me gets fucked.
The shit on me is never unstuck.
I cannot help but fall down the stairs
and God is always waiting there.
To kick the holy hell out of me
then chortle at me while I bleed.
And oh, how could this happen to me?
I'm ready to quit and I'm only sixteen.
I just want a fork and a bite of the pie,
But maybe it's better to curl up and die.
I imagine my future and it isn't nifty.
I'm poor and sick and alone and I'm fifty.
I'm up to my knees in the swamp and I'm thinking
of how to get out, but I'm rapidly sinking.
